They Hilariated When I Hyperspaced for Earth, by Richard Wilson (epub/Kindle/pdf)
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They hilariated when he hyperspaced toward Earth.
“Nobody Earthwards,” they snickerly advised.
But Young Harmish heeded not, being of stubborn stock, and onwards indefatigably toward the planet near Sol ringed by all that orbiting post-Sputnik junk.